Any other day this would be the top story, but today the news that Dimitar Berbatov is close to signing with Manchester United is number two. There has been speculation for weeks, Tottenham filed a complaint with FIFA over interest in Keane and Berbatov, but it appears that a deal will be worked out shortly. Tottenham had been asking £38 million for the Bulgarian, and considering what they got for Keane you can't blame them. However Ferguson is not the kind of man to be held hostage, and it looks like he will become a Manc for £28 million. Man U gains a proven scorer at a time when Ronaldo, Rooney and Saha are injured. He should play well with Rooney or Tevez, and provide a presence up top to allow their speed shine on the wings. Tottenham gets money to add to their team, and with Bent performing spectacularly in pre-season Ramos' transformation to a small, quick ticky-tacky side is nearing completion. He does have cojones(no translation needed) to sell his leading scorers and strike duo.
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- Arsenal have small squad for game against Twente, may field first 12 year old in history